aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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(via ruinedchildhood)

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

(Source: micdotcom, via ruinedchildhood)

hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

(Source: r9n, via youknowwhatsfunnierthan24)

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

(Source: bitchyblackbarbie, via tyleroakley)